I SWAM ACROSS AN EMPTY LAND.
I KNEW THE CASTLE LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND
IS THIS THE PENSIVE WE USED TO LOVE
THE FINAL STRUGGLE J K WAS DREAMING OOOOOF
OH SIMPLE THING, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? I LOST MY NOSE AND I NEED HORCRUXES TO RELY ON.
SO TELL ME WHEN YOU’RE GONNA LET ME WIN. I’M GETTING WEAK AND I NEED A HORCRUX TO BEGIIIIN
AND IF YOU HAVE A MINUTE WHY DON’T WE GO, FIGHT ABOUT THIS SOMEWHERE ONLY WE KNOW
THIS WILL BE THE END OF A DECAAAAADE, SO WHY DON’T WE FIGHT FOR, SOMETHING ONLY WE KNOW?
I CAME ACROSS THE FALLEN WHOMPING TREE, I FELT THE BRANCHES, WOULD THEY GO FOR MEEEEE?
- Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
- They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
- They live right by the kitchen.
- Their head of house teaches herbology.
- “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
- Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
THIS TAG OMG.
NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.
Dan: There was this one time where, in this room actually, Michael Gambon and Alan Rickman and - I think Alfonso was kind of coordinating it - took the opportunity to play a practical joke on me
Alfonso: It was very good because it was a bunch of sleeping bags and Dan asked us to have his sleeping bag next to this particular girl that he fancied -
I can seriously imagine Albus and James swapping chocolate frog cards and all their friends are like ‘OMG THE BOY WHO LIVED GUYS’ and they don’t even bat an eyelid ‘Yeah got the real one at home bit of a tosser really’
bit of a tosser really
Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Order of the Phoenix, p 275
“Have a biscuit,” she repeated impatiently, indicating the tartan tin lying on top of one of the piles of papers on her desk, “and sit down.”
why does this not have thousands of notes
you’ll always find a place for punk rock at Hogwarts, Mr Potter
didnt know professor mcgonagall was a lefty
At least they got to grow old together, once.
THAT IS NOT OK
We can make a puppet show.
We can make a musical.
We can make a second musical.
We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.
We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.
We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.
We can take things way too literally.
We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.
We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.
We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.
We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.
We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.
We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.
We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.
Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.
Here’s a great collection of art by Alice X. Zhang feauring Loki, Sherlock, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Katniss Everdeen, Amy Pond, Doctor Who (tenth and eleventh doctor) and Castiel.
THIS ARTIST! I. Just.. AH!